HOW TO MAKE SHITTY, LAZY MUSIC LIKE ME (awesomegamer560) (basedgod)

So, you want to make shitty guitar songs.

Well, first of all,

DONT.

It's a mind numbing, frustrating, frankly traumatizing experience that isn't for your average man. Unless you are a high schooler with shitty music equipment that drinks nothing but code red and Monster 24/7, you're going to quit this 100% because believe it or not, recording guitar, adding drums, then singing (horribly) over it is quite hard despite how lazy the music seems.

But if you still want to learn, I will teach you how to make terrible guitar songs like an autist like me, however you must agree that you are submitting yourself to absolute pain and torture and you are possibly masochotic and have something wrong with you.

Do you agree?

Yes?

OK, let's start.

Firstly, you're going to need a guitar. (no shit lol)

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If you're a poorfag and on a budget, you can scout for some pawn shops near you. When I first got my guitar, I was on a budget and had to buy one at a pawn shop. Believe it or not, they sell for pretty cheap (considering your buying it from a trash-hole with an accurate motto being "One man's trash is another man's treasure" but you get my point.) So go to a pawn shop, or buy it from eBay if you're that desperate.

Next, you're going to need an audiobox. Ideally, a Presonus USB audiobox.

"Why do I need this?" You may be asking, well It's to record your guitar, dumbass. If you record your guitar using your mic, it sounds really bad and believe me, I use to do it. And it was not good. So please PLEASE use an audiobox.

Now that you have both of those (i hope) Next you're gonna want to download this little thing called Fl Studio. Just google it and you'll find a free download from the OFFICIAL website that claims to be a free trial (but really it never expires ever lol)